I Am The Walrus

G          G7            Bb
I am he as you are he as you are me
    C      D     G G7
and we are all together
Bb                                        F
see how they run like pigs from a gun see how they fly
    G
I'm crying.
G            G7  C      Eb              F      G  G7
Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come
Eb
corporation teashirt, stupid bloody Tuesday
A
man you been a naughty boy
you let your face grow long.

         Bb                   C
I am the eggman, they are the eggman
         D
I am the walrus goo goo goo joob.

Mister city policeman sitting pretty little policeman in a row
see how they fly like Lucy in the sky, see how they run
I'm crying, I'm crying.
Yellow matter custard dripping from a dead dogs eye
crabalocker fishwife pornographic priestess
boy you been a naughty girl
you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman ...

Sitting in an English garden waiting for the sun
if the sun don't come
you get a tan from standing in the English rain.

I am the eggman ...

Expert texpert choking smokers don't you think the joker laughs at you
see how they smile, like pigs in a sty
see how they snied
I'm crying.
Semolina pilchard climbing up the Eiffel tower
elementry penguin singing Hare Krishna
man you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allen Poe.

I am the eggman ...