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The Bad Touch - Bloodhound Gang

Haha, well now, we call this the act of mating 
But there are several other 
Very important differences 
Between human beings and animals 
That you should know about 
I’d appreciate your input 
Sweat baby, sweat baby 
Sex is a Texas drought 
Me and you do the kind of stuff 
That only Prince would sing about 
So put your hands down my pants 
And I bet you’ll feel nuts 
Yes I’m Siskel, yes I’m Ebert 
And you’re getting two thumbs up 
You’ve had enough of two–hand touch 
You want it rough, you’re out of bounds 
I want you smothered, want you covered 
Like my Waffle House hashbrowns 
Coming quicker than Fed Ex 
Never reach an apex 
Just like coca–cola stock 
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early 
Just like daylight savings time 
Do it now 

You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals 
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals 
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Getting horny now 

Love the kind you clean up 
With a mop and bucket 
Like the lost catacombs of Egypt 
Only God knows where we stuck it 
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific 
I wanna be down in your South Seas 
But I got this notion 
That the motion of your ocean means 
Small Craft Advisory 
So if I capsize on your thighs 
High tide B–5 you sunk my battleship 
Please turn me on 
I’m Mr. Coffee 
With an automatic drip 
So show me yours, I’ll show you mine 
Tool time 
You’ll Lovett just like Lyle 
And then we’ll do it doggy style 
So we can both watch X-Files 

You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals 
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Do it again now 
You and me baby, ain’t nothing but mammals 
So let’s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel 
Getting horny now...